Sunday, March 6, 2011

Television movies for the week of March 6

TV Movies: Xxxx x-xx MOVIE RATINGS = Poor = Fair = Good = Excellent G = General audiences PG = Parental Guidance PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens R = Restricted audience CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired ALPHABETICAL LISTING A

• Accepted '06. Justin Long. After trying and failing to get into college, a high-school senior and his friends fool parents and peers by creating their own university. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• According to Greta '09. Hilary Duff. A rebellious and suicidal teen gets sent for the summer to her grandparents, where her life takes an unexpected turn. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 10:25 A.M. (CC)

• Adam '09. Hugh Dancy. A tentative romance begins between a young man with Asperger syndrome and a new neighbor, whose parents are apprehensive about the relationship. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Adam Resurrected '08. Jeff Goldblum. A former circus performer becomes the ringleader in an asylum for Holocaust survivors. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 8 P.M.

• The Addams Family '91. Anjelica Huston. Gomez, Morticia and their ghoulish household are prey to a scam involving long-lost Uncle Fester. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Adopted '09. Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore travels to Africa to try to adopt a child. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother '75. Gene Wilder. Insanely jealous Sigerson Holmes and his zany friends try to stop Moriarty themselves. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Adventureland '09. Jesse Eisenberg. A college grad takes a lowly job at an amusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-anticipated trip to Europe. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• After.Life '09. Christina Ricci. Following a terrible car crash, a woman awakes to find an enigmatic mortician preparing her for burial. (R) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Age of Consent '32. Dorothy Wilson. College students face growing responsibilities of adulthood. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 9:15 A.M.

• Ahead of Time '09. Ike Aronowitz. The life of Ruth Gruber, the world's youngest PhD by age 20, is chronicled. (NR) (1:15) SHO: Mon. 5:30 P.M., 4:40 A.M., Fri. 4 P.M.

• A.I. Assault '06. Joe Lando. A team of SEALs must deactivate two top-secret military robots running amok on a deserted island. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 4 A.M.

• Airplane! '80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Mon. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.

• Aladdin '92. Voices of Scott Weinger. Animated. Disney's version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess's heart. (G) (1:40) DIS: Sun. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

• Aladdin '92. Voices of Scott Weinger. Animated. Disney's version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess's heart. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Alex in Wonderland '70. Donald Sutherland. A hot-shot director desperately seeks inspiration amid Hollywood vulgarity. (R) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4 A.M.

• All Quiet on the Western Front '30. Lew Ayres. A German youth eagerly enters World War I, but his enthusiasm wanes as he gets a firsthand view of the horror. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Allegheny Uprising '39. John Wayne. A Colonial rebel fights Indians, a British captain and a profiteer. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel '09. Zachary Levi. Now in the care of Dave Seville's nephew Toby, chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore enter a battle of the bands contest to save their school's music program. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy '11. Hayden Panettiere. College student Amanda Knox stands trial in Italy, accused of murdering her roommate, Meredith Kercher. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Amelia '09. Hilary Swank. In the summer of 1937, famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart journeys into history in her attempt to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 3 P.M., Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)

• American Graffiti '73. Richard Dreyfuss. Four teens in 1962 California get a final, nostalgic glimpse of innocence before facing their postgraduation lives. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• American Splendor '03. Paul Giamatti. Fiction and reality blend in this portrait of Cleveland-based comic-book author Harvey Pekar. (R) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• American Wedding '03. Jason Biggs. A young couple prepares to marry, while an obnoxious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Analyze This '99. Robert De Niro. To get a handle on his insecurities, a powerful New York gangster sees a therapist. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

• And So They Were Married '36. Melvyn Douglas. Bratty children prevent their single parents from marrying, but regret it later. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 9 A.M.

• Angels & Demons '09. Tom Hanks. Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon joins forces with an Italian scientist to prevent an ancient brotherhood's plot against the Vatican from coming to fruition. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 9:50 P.M., Thu. 11:35 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Another 48 HRS. '90. Eddie Murphy. Slick jailbird Reggie hits the street with sloppy policeman Jack, this time to nab a drug king. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Answer Man '09. Jeff Daniels. The grouchy, reclusive author of an enormously popular book on spirituality falls in love with his sunny chiropractor. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Are We Done Yet? '07. Ice Cube. A contractor with a bizarre business plan complicates a man's attempt to move his new family to the suburbs. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. noon, Sat. 9:30 A.M.

• Are We There Yet? '05. Ice Cube. Hoping to impress a beautiful divorcee, a man takes her two mischievous children on a disastrous road trip. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M.

• Armageddon '98. Bruce Willis. A NASA rep recruits an oil driller and his team of mavericks to save Earth from an oncoming asteroid. (PG-13) (3:30) FX: Sun. 12:30 P.M.

• Armored '09. Matt Dillon. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 2:30 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)

• Ask Any Girl '59. Shirley MacLaine. A husband hunter comes to New York, fends off playboys and goes to work for two brothers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Astro Boy '09. Voices of Freddie Highmore. Animated. Learning that his friends and family are in danger, a robotic child marshals his incredible powers and returns home to Metro City. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 7:15 A.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Astronaut's Wife '99. Johnny Depp. After her husband loses consciousness during a space mission, a woman realizes he has somehow been changed. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10:30 A.M., Tue. 8 A.M.

• ATL '06. Tip Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:30) VH1: Wed. 9 P.M., Thu. 12:30 P.M.

• Avatar '09. Sam Worthington. On an alien planet, a former Marine falls in love with a blue-skinned warrior and sides with her people against humankind's encroachment on their lush world. (PG-13) (2:45) MAX: Mon. 11:45 A.M., 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• Away We Go '09. John Krasinski. An expectant couple reconnect with old friends and relatives as they travel across America in search of a good place to settle down and raise their family. (R) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Bad Boys '95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Bad Medicine '85. Steve Guttenberg. A plastic surgeon's son joins other cutups at a one-man medical school in Central America. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Bad News Bears '76. Walter Matthau. The beer-drinking manager of a peewee team bribes a girl pitcher to lead his losers. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Balls of Fury '07. Dan Fogler. A disgraced pingpong player bounces back to go under cover for the government and bring a notorious crime lord to justice. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Bandslam '09. Aly Michalka. A gifted singer-songwriter hires a new guy in town to help her fledgling rock band win an upcoming contest. (PG) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 11:25 A.M. (CC)

• Battle of Los Angeles '11. Kel Mitchell. Humans band together to fight an extraterrestrial invasion. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M., 1:30 A.M.

• The Beast of Bray Road '05. Jeff Denton. A new sheriff in a Wisconsin town investigates brutal slayings by a werewolf. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 8 A.M.

• Bed of Roses '33. Constance Bennett. Two wayward women go down the Mississippi by steamboat, looking for men to fleece. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 12:15 P.M.

• Bedazzled '00. Brendan Fraser. In an attempt to woo the woman of his dreams, a man sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 4 P.M.

• Beer for My Horses '08. Toby Keith. A deputy and his partner go after a drug lord who kidnapped his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Thu. 4 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Beer League '06. Artie Lange. Two New Jersey softball teams must win or face expulsion. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2:30 A.M., Sat. midnight (CC)

• Behind Enemy Lines '01. Owen Wilson. A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Belly of the Beast '03. Steven Seagal. A former CIA agent goes to Thailand to rescue his daughter and her friend from the clutches of an Islamic terrorist group. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Fri. midnight.

• Beowulf '07. Voices of Ray Winstone. Animated. After destroying the demon Grendel, a mighty warrior faces an even-more-potent enemy in the form of its seductive, vengeful mother. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 7:30 A.M.

• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas '82. Burt Reynolds. Texas madam Miss Mona and her sheriff boyfriend try to save her Chicken Ranch from a TV muckraker. (R) (1:55) MAX: Fri. 9:05 A.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop '84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop II '87. Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman's so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop III '94. Eddie Murphy. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Bewitched Housewives '06. Sultry women attract eager lovers. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bickford Schmeckler's Cool Ideas '06. Patrick Fugit. A socially inept but brilliant collegian races to retrieve a notebook containing his personal theories and intellectual revelations. (R) (1:20) SHO: Sun. 2 A.M., Thu. 3:15 P.M.

• Big '88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Big Fan '09. Patton Oswalt. A football fan meets his idol in a New York strip club, where his rabid devotion is put to the test and events take a suddenly violent turn. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Big Trouble '02. Tim Allen. A mysterious suitcase brings together a single father, an unhappy housewife, hit men, street thugs and the FBI. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Bikini Pirates '07. Beautiful women shed their clothes. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Wed. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey '91. Keanu Reeves. The dopey dudes beat the Grim Reaper in a board-game contest, so he must help them stop their evil robot twins. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Birds of America '08. Matthew Perry. Chaos strikes when the dysfunctional siblings of a college professor arrive at his doorstep. (R) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Black and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop '05. Exploring allegations that the NYPD maintains a secret unit that targets rap artists. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Black Swan '42. Tyrone Power. As governor of Jamaica, buccaneer Henry Morgan sends a swashbuckler to capture renegade pirates. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Black Widower '06. Kelly McGillis. Authorities become suspicious about a man whose wives have died under mysterious circumstances. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Blind Fury '90. Rutger Hauer. A blind Vietnam veteran uses a samurai sword to protect a father and son from mobsters. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 4:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Blind Side '09. Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 10 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Thu. 11:15 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Blood Feud '79. Sophia Loren. A lawyer and a thief love a Neapolitan widow and fight Fascists in 1920s Sicily. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 4:50 A.M.

• Blood on the Arrow '64. Dale Robertson. An outlaw survives an Indian raid and rescues a couple's son taken captive. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Blue Crush '02. Kate Bosworth. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 10:50 A.M., 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Blues Brothers 2000 '98. Dan Aykroyd. Newly released from prison, Elwood Blues reassembles the Blues Brothers Band with new members. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Bodyguard '04. Petchtai Wongkamlao. A man protects a young boy after gangsters murder the lad's father. (NR) (3:00) WE: Fri. noon (CC)

• Borderline '50. Fred MacMurray. A determined policewoman goes under cover to investigate a narcotics ring operating between Mexico and Los Angeles. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M.

• Bound for Glory '76. David Carradine. Folk singer Woody Guthrie tours Depression-era work camps and spreads his word by radio. (PG) (2:30) MAX: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Bourne Ultimatum '07. Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• The Box '09. Cameron Diaz. A husband and wife receive a simple wooden box which will grant them $1 million, but simultaneously, it will cause the death of someone elsewhere in the world. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 1 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Brave One '07. Jodie Foster. After a brutal attack leaves her badly injured and her fiance dead, a radio host stalks the streets of New York on a quest for revenge. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Bride of Chucky '98. Jennifer Tilly. Animated by a vicious killer's spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors to regain human form. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Brooklyn's Finest '09. Richard Gere. A massive drug operation changes the lives of three conflicted police officers in one of New York's most-violent precincts. (R) (2:15) STZ: Sun. 4:40 A.M., Mon. 2:45 P.M., 10:35 P.M., Wed. 12:35 A.M., Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Brothers at War '09. Filmmaker Jake Rademacher embeds himself with four combat units, as he documents his brothers' experiences as soldiers in Iraq. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• A Bug's Life '98. Voices of Dave Foley. Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 6 P.M.

• Cabin in the Sky '43. Ethel Waters. Agents of heaven and hell fight for Little Joe's soul after his wife gets him a pardon. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. midnight (CC)

• Cairo Time '09. Patricia Clarkson. During a vacation in Egypt, an unexpected love affair arises between a magazine editor and her husband's former colleague. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam '10. Demi Lovato. Musicians challenge rivals to the ultimate battle of the bands. (NR) (1:50) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M.

• A Canterbury Tale '44. Eric Portman. A U.S. soldier, a British sergeant and a London girl see minor miracles and catch a prude. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Cats & Dogs '01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Cavalcade '33. Diana Wynyard. An adaptation of Noel Coward's play tracks a British family and its servants from 1899 to 1932. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M.

• Celine '91. Isabelle Pasco. An orphan French heiress learns about yoga and God from the nurse who saves her from suicide. (NR) (2:00) WE: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Chances Are '89. Cybill Shepherd. A reincarnated man returns 23 years later to his wife, their daughter and his former best friend. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Charlie Valentine '09. Raymond J. Barry. After his latest scheme goes horribly wrong, a career criminal flees to Los Angeles and seeks refuge with his estranged son. (R) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 3 A.M., Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle '03. Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives work under cover to retrieve two rings that contain cryptic information. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Chasing Liberty '04. Mandy Moore. A British man accompanies the teenage daughter of the U.S. president on a European adventure. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Ch??ri '09. Michelle Pfeiffer. In 1920s Paris, a young man retreats into a fantasy world after he is forced to end his relationship with the older woman who taught him about love. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Chicago '02. Catherine Zeta-Jones. A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Child's Play 2 '90. Alex Vincent. Possessed by a killer's spirit, Chucky the knee-high doll returns to get the boy who destroyed him. (R) (1:25) ENC: Tue. 1:05 A.M. (CC)

• Chill Out Scooby-Doo! '07. Animated. Scooby-Doo and Shaggy encounter an ambitious hunter who is searching for the Abominable Snowman in the Himalayas. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 11:30 A.M.

• The Chumscrubber '05. Ralph Fiennes. An alienated teen launches his own investigation into a classmate's kidnapping. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Cinderella '97. Whitney Houston. A fairy godmother helps a young woman meet a charming prince in a musical version of the classic tale. (G) (2:00) BET: Sat. 7 P.M.

• City Lights '31. Charlie Chaplin. Silent. A little tramp gets money from a drunken millionaire for an operation to restore a flower girl's sight. (G) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2:15 A.M.

• City Streets '31. Gary Cooper. A mobster's daughter leads her boyfriend from the circus into bootlegging. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 1:15 A.M.

• The Class '08. Fran??ois B??gaudeau. A teacher begins a new school year with a class full of unruly students from a tough Parisian neighborhood. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Wed. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• Class '83. Jacqueline Bisset. A preppie acts like a Ph.D. candidate in a bar and picks up an older woman, his roommate's mother. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 11:10 A.M. (CC)

• Clive Barker's Book of Blood '08. Jonas Armstrong. A house stands at the intersection of supernatural highways that transport souls to the afterlife. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Clockstoppers '02. Jesse Bradford. A teenager accidentally activates a wristwatch that allows him to make time stand still. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 2:15 P.M.

• Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin' With the Godmother '08. Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Cocktail '88. Tom Cruise. The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and falls for a nice girl. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Code of Silence '85. Chuck Norris. A Chicago police detective attacks a cocaine warehouse with a remote-controlled item called the Prowler. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Collateral Damage '02. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Los Angeles firefighter travels to Colombia to find the terrorist who killed his wife and son. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sun. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Color of Money '86. Paul Newman. In this sequel to 1961's "The Hustler," Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Command Performance '09. Dolph Lundgren. A rock 'n' roll drummer saves the day when terrorists capture the Russian president, his two daughters and a pop star. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 6:25 P.M. (CC)

• Con Air '97. Nicolas Cage. A wrongly convicted parolee on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking. (R) (2:00) TNT: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Conan the Destroyer '84. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An evil queen wants Conan to fetch a jewel-encrusted horn that can awaken the dead. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Coneheads '93. Dan Aykroyd. Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Contract Killers '08. Frida Farrell. Framed for murder, a beautiful assassin goes on the run to prove her innocence. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 5:15 P.M.

• Control '07. Sam Riley. The demands of fame, a crumbling marriage and declining health take a toll on Ian Curtis, lead singer of the British band Joy Division. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Coraline '09. Voices of Dakota Fanning. Animated. A girl finds a secret door in her new home and walks into an alternate reality that closely mirrors her own but, in many ways, is better. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Courage Under Fire '96. Denzel Washington. A troubled officer reviews the Medal of Honor candidacy of a female helicopter pilot killed during the Gulf War. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 12:10 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Crack-Up '46. Pat O'Brien. A New York art-forgery expert becomes the dazed victim of a plot to drive him out of his mind. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Crank '06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 3 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Crazies '10. Timothy Olyphant. A lawman and his wife and two companions fight to make it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. (R) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 2:35 A.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Crazy/Beautiful '01. Kirsten Dunst. The troubled daughter of a congressman falls in love with an ambitious Latino who travels by bus to attend her more prestigious school. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee '86. Paul Hogan. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 4 A.M., Tue. 2 A.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee II '88. Paul Hogan. Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man and his Manhattan girlfriend in Australia. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Crossroads '02. Britney Spears. Three childhood friends rediscover their relationship as they take a cross-country trip with a musician. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 6:45 A.M., 3 P.M.

• The Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold '06. Christy Carlson Romano. Two ice skaters develop a love-hate relationship while dreaming of Olympic glory. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Dancing Co-ed '39. Lana Turner. A dancer enrolls in college so she can compete in a dance contest. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dante's Peak '97. Pierce Brosnan. A volcanologist and his new love flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dark Storm '06. Stephen Baldwin. A scientist gains the ability to control the weather after an experimental weapon malfunctions. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 7:30 A.M., Thu. 8:30 A.M., 4:35 P.M.

• Darkman III: Die Darkman Die '96. Jeff Fahey. A drug kingpin entraps faceless crime-fighter Darkman for experiments by a surgeon mistress. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Date Night '10. Steve Carell. Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 11 P.M., Wed. 11:30 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dawn of the Dead '04. Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 8:30 P.M.

• The Day After Tomorrow '04. Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 7:30 P.M., Thu. 3 P.M.

• Dead Again '91. Kenneth Branagh. A private eye and an amnesiac echo a 1940s murder-case couple whom they may have been in a previous life. (R) (2:50) MAX: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Dead Like Me '09. Ellen Muth. A team of Grim Reapers begins to break the rules while adjusting to a new boss. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Deadly Impact '09. Sean Patrick Flanery. After a brilliant killer once again resurfaces, a cop joins forces with the FBI to bring the psychopath to justice. (NR) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• Dear God '96. Greg Kinnear. Good deeds become contagious after a postal worker answers a desperate letter to the Almighty. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dear John '10. Channing Tatum. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 1:20 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Deep Impact '98. Robert Duvall. A reporter stumbles upon a story about a massive comet on a collision course with Earth. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Deep in the Valley '09. Chris Pratt. A magic video booth sends two pals to a land of bawdy babes. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Deep Shock '03. David Keith. A giant eel preys on members of an oil-drilling crew responding to a distress signal in the Arctic. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Desperadoes '43. Randolph Scott. Outlaw blamed for bank job helps sheriff catch the culprits. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Detonator '06. Wesley Snipes. An undercover CIA agent battles arms dealers. (R) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Deuces Wild '02. Stephen Dorff. Two brothers and their gang battle violent rivals who threaten to destroy their 1950s Brooklyn neighborhood. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 3 P.M.

• The Devil's Advocate '97. Keanu Reeves. After moving to New York, a lawyer and his wife gradually learn his new employer's true identity. (NR) (3:00) SYFY: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Diary of a Tired Black Man '06. Jimmy Jean-Louis. A man tries to sort out the complexities of male-female relationships. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid '10. Zachary Gordon. A middle-school student chronicles his misadventures, as he navigates his way through a series of social land-mines. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Did You Hear About the Morgans? '09. Hugh Grant. A husband and wife get a chance to repair their crumbling marriage when, after they witness a murder, federal agents hide them in a tiny Wyoming town. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 8:25 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Dirty Dozen '67. Lee Marvin. A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (NR) (3:30) AMC: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Dirty Work '98. Norm Macdonald. Unable to find gainful employment, two underachievers establish a revenge-for-hire business. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Disappearances '06. Kris Kristofferson. Desperate for money, a cattle farmer and his teenage son try to smuggle Canadian whiskey across the border. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 8:35 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Do the Right Thing '89. Danny Aiello. Spike Lee's account of erupting racial tensions on a summer afternoon in a predominantly black Brooklyn neighborhood. (R) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 3:45 A.M.

• Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde '20. John Barrymore. Silent. A good London doctor develops a potion to prove a theory, tests it on himself, and turns evil. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.

• Doomsday '08. Rhona Mitra. A commander and her crew venture into long-quarantined Scotland to find the counteragent to a deadly virus that has re-emerged in London. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Dragonball: Evolution '09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo's hands. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dreamscape '84. Dennis Quaid. Two scientists have a psychic enter other's dreams to help them overcome their nightmares. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Du Barry Was a Lady '43. Red Skelton. A nightclub guy slips himself a Mickey and dreams that he is French King Louis XV, with a singer as Madame Du Barry. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Dumb & Dumber '94. Jim Carrey. An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latter's dream girl cross country. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 7 A.M., Tue. 2:15 P.M., 11:15 P.M., 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• Edge of Darkness '10. Mel Gibson. After his daughter is shot on his doorstep, a Boston detective learns about her secret life and a far-reaching coverup linked to her death. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8:30 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• 8 Mile '02. Eminem. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. (R) (1:55) STZ: Wed. 3:40 P.M., 2:50 A.M., Fri. 12:40 A.M., Sat. 9:45 A.M., 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 A.M.

• Elvis and Anabelle '07. Max Minghella. The son of a funeral director revives a beauty queen after she dies of a heart attack. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Empire Records '95. Anthony LaPaglia. A frustrated record-store manager dreams of owning the business, then an employee gambles away his down payment. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• Envy '04. Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous after his best friend's invention, a spray that dissolves animal feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1:10 A.M., Sat. 11:25 A.M. (CC)

• The Erotic Traveler 2: Object of Desire '07. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (1:45) MAX: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Escape to Athena '79. Roger Moore. A Greek partisan helps Allied prisoners escape with ancient art from a German major's island prison. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Exit Wounds '01. Steven Seagal. A tough Detroit policeman lands in a new precinct and discovers a rogue group of cops who run a drug ring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Extreme Movie '08. Michael Cera. Stories about teens and sex involve a geek and the girl of his dreams, a chat room and a kinky relationship. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. midnight, Fri. 11 P.M.

• Falling Up Joseph Cross. A failed nursing student takes a job as a doorman for an upscale building and falls for a tenant. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Family Man '00. Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to find himself married to the college sweetheart he left in order to pursue a career 13 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fandango '85. Kevin Costner. A prankster, an ROTC student and their buddies hop in a Cadillac for one last fling in 1971 Texas. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious '01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 1 P.M., 8 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• Father Is a Bachelor '50. William Holden. Five orphans adopt a fishing vagabond and make him fit to marry a local villager. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M.

• A Father's Choice '00. Peter Strauss. When his ex-wife is murdered, a cowboy gets temporary custody of his estranged daughters. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Fierce Creatures '97. John Cleese. An ex-Hong Kong policeman ruins a media mogul's London zoo that he had been hired to make profitable. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Finding Amanda '08. Matthew Broderick. A man who has struggled with alcohol abuse tries to convince his niece to enter rehab. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Finding Nemo '03. Voices of Albert Brooks. Animated. A fish embarks on a journey to find his son after losing him in the Great Barrier Reef. (G) (1:50) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Fire Sale '77. Rob Reiner. A department store owner asks a veteran hospital patient to burn his store down for insurance purposes. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Firefox '82. Clint Eastwood. An American pilot sneaks into Russia to steal a superfast jet that runs by telepathy and is armed with nuclear weapons. (PG) (2:25) ENC: Wed. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• First Sunday '08. Ice Cube. Bumbling thieves decide to rob a church to raise some much-needed cash, but they discover that someone else has already beaten them to the punch. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 6 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M.

• A Fistful of Dollars '64. Clint Eastwood. Sergio Leone's classic about a mysterious drifter's involvement with warring factions in a Mexican border town. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Five Minutes of Heaven '09. Liam Neeson. With peace declared in Northern Ireland, a man secretly plans to avenge his brother's long-ago murder at the hands of a UVF gunman. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 10:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Flesh and the Fiends '59. Peter Cushing. Two supply Dr. Knox with fresh cadavers for research in 19th-century Edinburgh. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Flintstones '94. John Goodman. Betty's Barney helps Wilma's Fred move up the ladder at Slate & Co. in Stone Age Bedrock. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 9:30 A.M.

• Flirting With Forty '08. Heather Locklear. A divorcee has a passionate affair with a much younger surfing instructor in Hawaii. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Flying Leathernecks '51. John Wayne. Marine pilots in the World War II Pacific gain respect for a squadron major who never lets up. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fools Rush In '97. Matthew Perry. A New York WASP and a feisty Latina wed when a one-night fling leaves her pregnant. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Wed. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• For Your Eyes Only '81. Roger Moore. Agent 007 skis the Alps, skin-dives in Greece and hunts spies with the daughter of a slain agent. (PG) (2:30) WGN-A: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Forbidden Kingdom '08. Jackie Chan. A teenage fan of Hong Kong cinema finds a Chinese relic and travels back in time to help legendary martial-artists free the Monkey King. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)

• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (2:42) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:42 P.M. (CC)

• Fortunes of Captain Blood '50. Louis Hayward. The Spanish send a cruel nobleman to sink an exiled Irish doctor turned pirate. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• 48 HRS. '82. Nick Nolte. A rumpled detective gets a slick convict released into his custody for two days to help him find a murderer in San Francisco. (R) (1:56) AMC: Wed. 2:04 A.M. (CC)

• The Fourth Kind '09. Milla Jovovich. During videotaped sessions with her patients, a psychologist in Alaska uncovers disturbing evidence of alien abductions. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• Freejack '92. Emilio Estevez. An auto racer crashes into dismal 2009, his body snatched by a bounty hunter for use by a dying tycoon. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Fright Night '85. Chris Sarandon. The host of a late-night TV horror show believes a teen's next-door neighbor is a vampire. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• From Dusk Till Dawn '96. Harvey Keitel. Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• From Hell '01. Johnny Depp. A Scotland Yard investigator tries to stop Jack the Ripper from butchering prostitutes in 19th-century London. (R) (2:05) HBO: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Full of Life '56. Judy Holliday. An Italian man moves in and completely disrupts the lives of his son and pregnant daughter-in-law. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 5:45 P.M.

• Fun With Dick & Jane '05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (2:05) TBS: Sat. 1:25 P.M. (CC)

• Funny People '09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:30) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Funny People '09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:30) MAX: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• G-Force '09. Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 9:20 A.M., 8 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Gay Desperado '36. Nino Martini. An opera tenor and an heiress are kidnapped by a Mexican bandit who likes gangster movies. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 10 P.M.

• Georgy Girl '66. James Mason. A gawky young Englishwoman wonders whether to marry the lover of her pregnant roommate or a rich older man. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Get Carter '00. Sylvester Stallone. An enraged hit man embarks on a vengeful quest to find the perpetrators responsible for his brother's death. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Get Him to the Greek '10. Jonah Hill. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost Rider '07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 12:30 P.M.

• The Ghost Writer '10. Pierce Brosnan. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Mon. 6:45 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M., 9 P.M.

• Ghosts of Girlfriends Past '09. Matthew McConaughey. Spirits of jilted lovers take a photographer on an odyssey through his many failed relationships to find out what made him such a cad, and if there is any hope for true love. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 10 A.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Ginger and Fred '86. Giulietta Masina. Has-been vaudeville dancers emerge from retirement for a TV special. (PG-13) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.

• Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning '04. Katharine Isabelle. Sisters in 19th-century Canada take refuge at a remote outpost that is besieged by werewolves. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning '04. Katharine Isabelle. Sisters in 19th-century Canada take refuge at a remote outpost that is besieged by werewolves. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Ginger Snaps: Unleashed '04. Emily Perkins. A patient at a rehabilitation center tries to prevent a young woman from transforming into a werewolf. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 2 P.M.

• The Girlfriend Experience '08. Sasha Grey. A high-priced call girl works on solidifying her economic future while her live-in lover seeks success as a personal trainer. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Give 'Em Hell Malone '09. Thomas Jane. A notorious gunman must protect a valuable briefcase from a gangster and his thugs. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• Gladiator '00. Russell Crowe. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family's deaths. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Glass Trap '05. C. Thomas Howell. Weekend workers battle giant ants that have infested their office building. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Gloria '99. Sharon Stone. A street-toughened woman goes on the run with a 7-year-old boy whose parents were killed by mobsters. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 A.M.

• Good Girls Go to Paris '39. Joan Blondell. A spunky waitress wields her charm upon a wealthy professor in order to gain the finances necessary for a trip to Paris. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 10:30 A.M.

• The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly '67. Clint Eastwood. A drifter, a bandit and a bounty hunter reach a standoff over buried gold. (R) (4:15) AMC: Thu. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Good Time Max '07. James Franco. Two genius brothers lead different lives: one as a doctor, the other as a drug addict. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• GoodFellas '90. Robert De Niro. In the 1950s an Irish-Italian hoodlum joins the New York Mafia, but his mob career is not what he expected. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Goonies '85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 11:30 A.M.

• Gothika '03. Halle Berry. A criminal psychologist awakens to find herself confined in a penitentiary, accused of murdering her husband. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Graveyard Shift '90. David Andrews. Late-night workers become midnight snacks for a monster in a rat-infested mill. Based on a Stephen King story. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Great Balls of Fire! '89. Dennis Quaid. Rock 'n' roll outlaw Jerry Lee Lewis causes a 1950s scandal by marrying his 13-year-old cousin. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 7:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Great Buck Howard '08. John Malkovich. A law-school dropout becomes the personal assistant of a self-important but fading mentalist who is planning a big comeback. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M., Sat. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Great Escape '63. Steve McQueen. Allied soldiers dig a tunnel out of a Nazi prison camp, pocketfuls of dirt at a time. (NR) (2:55) MAX: Wed. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Grumpier Old Men '95. Jack Lemmon. The wedding of their children and the arrival of a romantic prospect preoccupies bickering Minnesota retirees John and Max. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.

• Grumpy Old Men '93. Jack Lemmon. Minnesota neighbors rekindle a 10-year feud when they fall for the same widow. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Sun. 10:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner '67. Spencer Tracy. Parents get to meet their daughter's partner in biracial marriage. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Half-Naked Truth '32. Lee Tracy. A carnival barker and a fiery belly dancer tackle Hollywood in their bid for stardom. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 1:30 P.M.

• The Hammer '07. Adam Carolla. A famous boxing coach offers a 40-year-old underachiever another chance to train for a spot on the U.S. Olympic team. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 2 P.M., Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hang 'Em High '68. Clint Eastwood. An innocent rancher is saved from the noose and deputized to hunt down the men who tried to hang him. (PG-13) (2:45) AMC: Sun. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Hangover '09. Bradley Cooper. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. (R) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Hannibal '01. Anthony Hopkins. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge. (R) (2:15) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Happy, Texas '99. Jeremy Northam. Townspeople mistake two escaped convicts for a gay couple staging a girls beauty pageant. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.

• The Harder They Fall '56. Humphrey Bogart. A fight promoter hires a hard-luck sportswriter to hype a simple Argentine boxer for the mob. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle '04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 7 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince '09. Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (2:35) MAX: Fri. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Haunted Prison '06. Jake Busey. Vengeful ghosts terrorize a gang of thieves and a documentary film crew at an abandoned penitentiary. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M.

• He Loves Me '11. Heather Locklear. A woman becomes increasingly paranoid and delusional after learning about her husband's infidelity. (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Head of State '03. Chris Rock. An alderman becomes a presidential candidate and chooses his unsophisticated brother as a running mate. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 6:15 P.M., Sat. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Hear No Evil '93. Marlee Matlin. An Oregon woman's new friend helps her elude a corrupt policeman who wants an item she unknowingly holds. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Hellboy II: The Golden Army '08. Ron Perlman. Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 3 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M.

• Here Comes Mr. Jordan '41. Robert Montgomery. Heavenly executive Mr. Jordan seeks another body for the soul of a boxer, dead 50 years too soon. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon (CC)

• He's Just Not That Into You '09. Ben Affleck. Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 4 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Highlander: Endgame '00. Adrian Paul. Connor and Duncan battle an evil immortal in a bid to become the last of their kind. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Hitcher '07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Hollywood Homicide '03. Harrison Ford. A veteran Los Angeles detective and his partner investigate the slaying of a rap group. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Holy Man '98. Eddie Murphy. Sales skyrocket when a burnt-out TV programmer puts a guru on his home shopping network. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. noon, Fri. 8 A.M.

• Home of the Giants '07. Haley Joel Osment. A drug dealer asks a high-school basketball player to throw the big game. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 7 A.M., 2:45 P.M., Sat. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids '89. Rick Moranis. An inventor's ray gun zaps his son, his daughter and a neighbor's boys down to pea-size in his jungle of a lawn. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Hot Fuzz '07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Shots '56. Huntz Hall. The Bowery Boys become the guardians of a rambunctious child star who stole their automobile. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• How About You '07. Hayley Atwell. Left in charge of four cantankerous residents at a nursing home at Christmastime, a young woman must overcome her inexperience in the position. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Hurt Locker '08. Jeremy Renner. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (R) (2:15) TMC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 10 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Hybrid '07. Justine Bateman. An experiment goes awry when a doctor transplants the eyes of a wolf into a blind man. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• I Am Legend '07. Will Smith. After a man-made plague transforms Earth's population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. (PG-13) (1:45) TNT: Fri. 9 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• I Am Omega '07. Mark Dacascos. Zombies threaten the existence of the lone human in a post-apocalpytic world. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.

• I Do & I Don't '07. Jane Lynch. A young couple must endure premarital counseling with a horrible married couple. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• I Hate Valentine's Day '09. Nia Vardalos. Following a number of failed relationships, a florist and a restaurateur try dating one another with no strings attached. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 11:40 A.M.

• I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell '09. Matt Czuchry. A selfish cad jeopardizes his relationship with two close friends after throwing one of them a particularly decadent bachelor party. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 11:30 P.M., Sat. 1:30 A.M.

• Ice Age '02. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. A woolly mammoth, a saber-toothed tiger and a sloth find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M.

• Imitation of Life '59. Lana Turner. An actress's tie to her daughter parallels her housekeeper's tie to hers. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle '09. Marshall Allman. Live action/animated. A batch of experimental cookies leads to male pregnancies and hallucinations for a group of janitors. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• In the Line of Fire '93. Clint Eastwood. An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. (R) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 12:10 A.M., Thu. 2 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• In the Name of the Father '93. Daniel Day-Lewis. An Irishman and his father share a British prison cell for a 1974 bombing they did not commit. (R) (2:15) HBO: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Incredible Hulk '08. Edward Norton. As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 4 P.M.

• Independence Day '96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull '08. Harrison Ford. Indy and a young adventurer must ferret out a powerful artifact and keep it out of the hands of a deadly Soviet agent. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade '89. Harrison Ford. Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. (PG-13) (3:00) USA: Sun. 2 P.M., Tue. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom '84. Harrison Ford. In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe. (PG) (2:30) USA: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Indiscretion of an American Wife '53. Jennifer Jones. A Philadelphian says goodbye to her Italian lover at the train station in Rome. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 7:15 A.M.

• The Infidel '10. Omid Djalili. After the death of his mother, a Muslim learns that he is Jewish and an adoptee. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Informant! '09. Matt Damon. FBI agents receive an unpleasant surprise when they rely on ADM executive Mark Whitacre to gather evidence in their price-fixing case against agribusiness giant Archer Daniels Midland. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Innocents '00. Tim Pigott-Smith. Staff members at a hospital notice there is a high mortality-rate for infants and children who have surgery. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M.

• Intimate Stranger '06. Kari Matchett. A man stalks a single mother after she ends their relationship. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Into the Blue '05. Paul Walker. Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Fri. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Invasion '07. Nicole Kidman. A psychiatrist discovers that an epidemic altering the behavior of human beings is extraterrestrial in origin. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Islands in the Stream '77. George C. Scott. A Hemingwayesque artist plays and drinks in the 1940s Bahamas, visited by his first wife and three sons. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 7:45 A.M., Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• It's a Free World '07. Kierston Wareing. After being fired from her job, Angie teams with her friend to find employment for immigrants. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• It's Complicated '09. Meryl Streep. A restaurateur falls into an affair with her remarried ex-husband, while an architect that she hired to refurbish her kitchen falls in love with her. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Jackass 2.5 '07. Johnny Knoxville. Dangerous and disgusting stunts performed by the Jackass crew. (NR) (1:30) COMEDY: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Jane Austen's Mafia! '98. Jay Mohr. A godfather's son weds, gets involved with a casino chorus-girl and rises to the top of the criminal hierarchy. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M.

• The Janky Promoters '09. Ice Cube. Two shady concert promoters get in over their heads when they try to organize a concert headlined by rapper Young Jeezy. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 6:30 P.M., Thu. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Jingle All the Way '96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A crazed postman, a tough policeman and a shady Santa impede a workaholic seeking a coveted toy for his son. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work '10. Filmmakers Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg document a year in the life of the comedy pioneer as she works tirelessly to keep her career thriving in a youth-driven culture. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten '07. Martin Scorsese, Bono, Jim Jarmusch, Flea and others recall the life of Joe Strummer, singer and guitarist for the Clash. (NR) (2:05) TMC: Sun. 3:55 P.M. (CC)

• John Q '02. Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 11:45 A.M., 10:40 P.M., Sat. 6:10 A.M., 3:15 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

• Journey to the Center of the Earth '08. Brendan Fraser. A science professor and his nephew encounter strange creatures and stranger lands as they travel beneath the Earth's surface. (PG) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 7 P.M., 9 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Judge Dredd '95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 P.M.

• Julie & Julia '09. Meryl Streep. A woman in Queens, N.Y., sets a deadline of one year to prepare all 524 recipes in Julia Child's famous cookbook, "Mastering the Art of French Cooking." (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 9:05 A.M., 4:05 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Juwanna Mann '02. Miguel A. N????ez. Jr. Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman's league. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Karate Kid '10. Jaden Smith. A Chinese maintenance man instructs an American boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face down bullies at his new school. (PG) (2:25) STZ: Thu. 10:15 A.M., 6:35 P.M., Fri. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Kate & Leopold '01. Meg Ryan. A Manhattan woman falls in love with the 19th-century Duke of Albany who has stepped through a time portal. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 4 A.M.

• Keeping Up With the Steins '06. Jeremy Piven. With his parents caught up in preparations for his lavish bar mitzvah, a boy tries to heal the rift between his father and grandfather. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Killer Inside Me '10. Casey Affleck. An encounter with an aggressive prostitute brings a Texas lawman's homicidal tendencies screaming to the surface. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)

• King of California '07. Michael Douglas. Just released from a mental institution, an unstable musician tries to convince his daughter that there is Spanish gold buried in the suburbs. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 4 P.M., 5:45 A.M., Sat. 6:15 P.M.

• The Kingdom '07. Jamie Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain helps a team of federal agents flush out a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Labor Pains '00. Kyra Sedgwick. A pregnant woman deals with the return of her ex-boyfriend who is the also the father of the child. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Land of the Lost '09. Will Ferrell. A time-space vortex sucks a scientific has-been and his companions into an alternate dimension populated by dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 9:30 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life '03. Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter must find Pandora's box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3:30 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Last of the Red Hot Lovers '72. Alan Arkin. The balding, middle-aged owner of a seafood restaurant makes three awkward attempts at extramarital romance. (PG) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Station '09. Helen Mirren. While Leo Tolstoy and his wife battle over the rights to his literary legacy, Tolstoy's trusted disciple sends the writer a new assistant to spy on the proceedings. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 9:45 A.M., Tue. 12:35 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)

• Laugh and Get Rich '31. Hugh Herbert. A boardinghouse owner's looney schemes are the bane of his wife's existence until one of his inventions pays off. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 6:45 A.M.

• Law Abiding Citizen '09. Jamie Foxx. Ten years after his wife and child die in a home invasion, a man carries out an elaborate plot against the prosecutor who cut a deal with one of the killers. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 9:40 P.M., Sat. 2:10 P.M. (CC)

• Leaves of Grass '09. Edward Norton. An Ivy League professor returns home, where his pot-growing twin brother has concocted a plan to take down a local drug lord. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Legally Blonde '01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.

• Legion '10. Paul Bettany. A battle for the future of mankind unfolds when the archangel Michael arrives at a roadside diner to protect a waitress whose unborn child is humanity's last hope. (R) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 4:50 A.M., Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood '03. Warwick Davis. A young woman and her friends incur the wrath of an evil leprechaun who will stop at nothing to protect his gold. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M.

• Liar Liar '97. Jim Carrey. A boy's birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 7:30 A.M., Sat. midnight.

• Liberty Stands Still '02. Linda Fiorentino. Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up the phone. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Life During Wartime '09. Shirley Henderson. Ten years after going through traumatic personal crises, three sisters still find it difficult to move on with their lives and find real happiness. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Life Is Hot in Cracktown '09. Shannyn Sossamon. Various stories show how crack cocaine has infiltrated inner-city streets. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Light in the Piazza '62. Olivia de Havilland. An American allows her mentally impaired daughter to marry a rich young man in Florence. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Lilies of the Field '63. Sidney Poitier. A traveling laborer teaches English to a group of German-speaking nuns while building a chapel for their community. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Limey '99. Terence Stamp. An ex-con investigates his daughter's death, which leads him to an older man with whom she had an affair. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 4:30 A.M.

• A Little Princess '95. Eleanor Bron. A British Army captain's 10-year-old daughter irks the headmistress of her girls school in 1914 New York. (G) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Live Free or Die Hard '07. Bruce Willis. John McClane grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country's vulnerable computer infrastructure. (PG-13) (3:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M.

• Living in a Big Way '47. Gene Kelly. World War II pilot comes home to spoiled bride who wants out. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M.

• Lockdown '00. Richard T. Jones. A talented athlete and his two friends struggle to survive in prison after a wrongful conviction. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent '08. DMX. A veteran soldier must kill a monstrous serpent that has a taste for human blood. (R) (1:30) SYFY: Sat. 4:30 A.M.

• The Longest Yard '74. Burt Reynolds. A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 1 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Look Who's Talking '89. John Travolta. An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Losers '10. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A mysterious operative joins forces with a group of elite commandos, as they hunt the man who organized a lethal betrayal against them. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 7:45 A.M., 6:45 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond '08. Bryce Dallas Howard. Romance, jealousy and suspicion come into play after a rebellious heiress loses a costly earring while in the company of a man she hired to escort her to a party. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 8 A.M., 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Lost Voyage '01. Judd Nelson. Seven people board a ship that returns 25 years after disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Love Affair '32. Dorothy Mackaill. An aviator falls for a wealthy heiress, but realizes their class differences stand in the way of romance. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M.

• Love and a Bullet '02. Treach. Although ordered to kill his boss's girlfriend, a hit man develops feelings for her and reflects on his violent past. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• The Love Guru '08. Mike Myers. An American-born swami must get a hockey player's marriage back on track so the man can help his team win the Stanley Cup. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 11:15 P.M. (CC)

• Love Me Tonight '32. Maurice Chevalier. Mistaken for a baron, a singing Paris tailor woos a princess at her castle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Love Potion No. 9 '92. Tate Donovan. A shy biochemist and a shy biologist become a couple with sex appeal thanks to a Gypsy's potion. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Lovely Bones '09. Mark Wahlberg. A 14-year-old murder victim watches from heaven, as her family tries to heal and her killer continues on his own dark path. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin '06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Tue. 4 P.M.

• MacGruber '10. Will Forte. After his sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a clueless soldier-of-fortune leads a skilled team on a mission to retrieve the device and bring the thief to justice. (R) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa '08. Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Zoo animals from New York meet others of their species for the first time after crash-landing on the Dark Continent. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Mafioso '62. Alberto Sordi. Antonio travels to Sicily with his wife and children to meet his family and earns the favor of a local mobster who sends him to find an enemy of the mob in New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8:30 A.M.

• Maid in Manhattan '02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 5:25 P.M., Wed. 1:50 P.M., 10:45 P.M., Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Malice '93. Alec Baldwin. Married New Englanders rent the third floor of their home to a suave surgeon who gets too close. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Next Door '96. Michael Ontkean. A community reacts with fear and tension to the arrival of a recently paroled rapist. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Maneater '09. Sarah Chalke. Horrified that she is still single at age 32, a socialite hatches a plan to make a hot Hollywood filmmaker fall in love with her. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Mark of Zorro '20. Douglas Fairbanks. Silent. The son of a California aristocrat disguises himself as a daring swordsman to defend the honor of his people. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6:15 A.M.

• Marley & Me '08. Owen Wilson. Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 6 A.M., Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Marmaduke '10. Voices of Owen Wilson. A super-sized Great Dane helps his family adjust to their new lives in California while simultaneously trying to fit in with his new canine pals. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Mask '94. Jim Carrey. An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 9:10 A.M., 9:40 P.M. (CC)

• Mask of the Avenger '51. John Derek. A masked aristocrat sword-fights a military tyrant in 19th-century Italy. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 12:30 P.M.

• Matilda '96. Mara Wilson. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 10 P.M.

• The Mating of Millie '48. Glenn Ford. A businesswoman asks a bachelor to help her find a husband so she can adopt an orphan. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2:45 P.M.

• Meet Dave '08. Eddie Murphy. Tiny aliens explore the wilderness of New York City in a human-sized spaceship modeled after their captain. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 11:30 A.M.

• Men Are Such Fools '38. Wayne Morris. A career woman's fiance grows jealous of her business with an adman. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Men in Black '97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 8 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Men Who Stare at Goats '09. George Clooney. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of a paranormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty in Iraq. (R) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 11:05 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Metropia '09. Voices of Vincent Gallo. Animated. A man who hears a voice in his head uncovers a conspiracy linked to Europe's underground train system. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• Michael Jackson's This Is It '09. Behind-the-scenes footage captures pop superstar Michael Jackson as he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Middle of Nowhere '08. Susan Sarandon. While staying with his uncle for the summer, a troubled teen partners with an aspiring doctor to sell marijuana. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Midnight Run '88. Robert De Niro. A scruffy bounty hunter has five days to bring a fussy embezzler from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (2:10) ENC: Wed. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Miller's Crossing '90. Gabriel Byrne. An Irish politician's right-hand man plays all the angles in a Prohibition gangland. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Miss Congeniality '00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Wed. 6:30 P.M.

• Miss March '09. Zach Cregger. A young man awakens from a four-year coma and discovers that his virginal high-school sweetheart is now a centerfold model in Playboy magazine. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Jones '93. Richard Gere. A psychologist falls for her unpredictable patient who bounces in and out of treatment. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• The Mistress of Spices '05. Aishwarya Rai. A woman who harnesses magic powers from spices falls for a hunky architect. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Modern Problems '81. Chevy Chase. An air-traffic controller's new telekinetic powers come in handy with his girlfriend and enemies. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• Money Train '95. Wesley Snipes. A New York transit officer fights subway crime with his foster brother and dreams of robbing the train carrying system revenue. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Tue. 3 P.M., Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Monster House '06. Steve Buscemi. Animated. No adults believe three youths' assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 6 P.M.

• Monsters, Inc. '01. Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• More Than a Secretary '36. Jean Arthur. A plain secretary and a blond bombshell compete for the attentions of their boss at a health magazine. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M.

• Motherhood '09. Uma Thurman. A bitter New York mom faces unexpected challenges while preparing for her daughter's birthday. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mouse Hunt '97. Nathan Lane. Brothers inherit a dilapidated mansion inhabited by a resourceful rodent that refuses to leave. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Winterbourne '96. Shirley MacLaine. Friendship grows between a rich family's matriarch and a luckless pregnant woman mistaken for a dead heir's dead wife. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Mummy Returns '01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O'Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor '08. Brendan Fraser. After his son is tricked into awakening a cursed Chinese emperor, Rick O'Connell and his family seek a way to send the megalomaniac and his 10,000 warriors back to their graves. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

• Murder at 1600 '97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary's murder in the White House. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 10:20 A.M., 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Murderous Intent '06. Eddie Redmayne. A forensic psychologist interrogates a 17-year-old accused of murdering a fellow student. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Mutant Chronicles '08. Thomas Jane. In the 28th century a soldier and a priest lead a platoon deep underground to destroy a machine that is churning out hundreds of bloodthirsty mutants. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• My Girl '91. Anna Chlumsky. An 11-year-old meets a boy and grows up at her widowed father's funeral home in the summer of '72. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 9 A.M.

• My Girl 2 '93. Anna Chlumsky. An undertaker's teenage daughter visits her uncle to learn about her mother in 1974 Los Angeles. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M.

• My One and Only '09. Ren??e Zellweger. A woman leaves her philandering husband and begins a cross-country search for a wealthy mate who can bankroll a better life for her and her sons. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• My Sister's Keeper '09. Cameron Diaz. A girl who was conceived as a marrow donor for her gravely ill sister goes to court to seek emancipation and prevent further harvesting of her body tissue. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Myra Breckinridge '70. Mae West. Sex-changed Myron becomes shapely Myra and enrolls at Buck Loner's drama school. (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult '94. Leslie Nielsen. Ed coaxes his "Police Squad" pal Frank out of retirement to thwart a terrorist bombing. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Nanny McPhee '05. Emma Thompson. A widower hires a mysterious woman who uses magic to control his seven unruly children. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation '89. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• National Treasure: Book of Secrets '07. Nicolas Cage. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates' great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. (PG) (2:30) USA: Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Net '95. Sandra Bullock. Software allowing Internet access to classified government files makes a computer nerd the target of a British hacker's criminal organization. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Never Say Never Again '83. Sean Connery. Aging agent 007 seeks hijacked warheads and finds SPECTRE's Largo and Fatima Blush. (PG) (2:30) WGN-A: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• New Best Friend '02. Mia Kirshner. A plain collegian tries to join a privileged woman's clique while the two of them work on a class assignment. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian '09. Ben Stiller. Larry Daley joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history's worst villains from conquering the world. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• No Country for Old Men '07. Tommy Lee Jones. An aging lawman reflects on his past and laments a changing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (R) (2:30) USA: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• North Shore '87. Matt Adler. An Arizona surfer comes to Oahu, meets a board shaper, finds a girlfriend and rides epic waves. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Nuns on the Run '90. Eric Idle. British mob flunkies flee with cash to a convent, where they pose as Sisters Euphemia and Inviolata. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Ocean's Eleven '01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 2:30 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Old Dogs '09. John Travolta. While preparing for an important business deal, two clueless bachelors become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 11 A.M., 7:30 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Old School '03. Luke Wilson. Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sat. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico '03. Antonio Banderas. A corrupt CIA agent recruits a tormented gunman to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Open Season 2 '08. Voices of Mike Epps. Animated. Animals band together to rescue a kidnapped dachshund from a group of domesticated pets. (PG) (1:20) STZ: Tue. 6:20 A.M., 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• Orphan '09. Vera Farmiga. A series of alarming events leads a woman to believe that something evil lurks behind the angelic face of her recently adopted daughter. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Other End of the Line '08. Shriya Saran. Although she is already engaged, an employee at a call center in India makes a romantic connection with an American, and flies to San Francisco to meet him. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 2 P.M., 5:55 A.M., Fri. 5:30 A.M.

• Otis '08. Daniel Stern. A man and his wife seek revenge after their daughter escapes from the clutches of a serial killer. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Our Family Wedding '10. America Ferrera. Insults fly and tension runs high when two highly competitive men wreak havoc with their children's wedding plans. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Out Cold '01. Jason London. Friends try to thwart a weaselly heir to a resort who plans on selling the operation to a cowboy. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Out of Time '03. Denzel Washington. Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Mon. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Outlander '08. James Caviezel. An alien soldier crashes on Earth during the time of the the Vikings and blends his technology with theirs to hunt his enemy. (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pacific Heights '90. Melanie Griffith. San Francisco yuppies restore a costly Victorian, then rent a studio to a landlord's nightmare. (R) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Paid in Full '02. Wood Harris. A dry cleaner's delivery boy becomes one of the most powerful drug dealers in 1980s Harlem. Based on a true story. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 10 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Pandorum '09. Dennis Quaid. Two astronauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned spaceship. (R) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 3:30 P.M., Thu. 12:25 A.M. (CC)

• Pandorum '09. Dennis Quaid. Two astronauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned spaceship. (R) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 11:25 A.M.

• Paul Blart: Mall Cop '09. Kevin James. When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 6:20 A.M., 1:50 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• A Perfect Getaway '09. Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in paradise when they encounter other hikers who claim that some tourists were found brutally murdered. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• Personals: College Girl Seeking... '01. Samantha McConnell. A doctoral student eagerly conducts after-hours research for a paper on the psychology of sex. (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Picture of Dorian Gray '45. George Sanders. Corrupted by a lord, Oscar Wilde's London aristocrat stays young, but his portrait begins to age. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pi??ata: Survival Island '02. Nicholas Brendon. Released from a pi??ata, an evil spirit terrorizes young partygoers on an island. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Pirate Radio '09. Philip Seymour Hoffman. In 1966 a young man joins a host of rock-music DJs at his godfather's pirate radio station in the North Sea. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Pistol Whipped '08. Steven Seagal. A mysterious man offers to pay the gambling debts of a former policeman, in exchange for a contract killing. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Planet 51 '09. Voices of Dwayne Johnson. Animated. An astronaut lands on a planet he thought was uninhabited, but he finds an alien civilization that resembles 1950s-era America. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 8:50 A.M., 5:35 P.M. (CC)

• Police Academy '84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 8:50 A.M., Thu. 4:10 P.M. (CC)

• Poliwood '09. Filmmaker Barry Levinson follows celebrities to the 2008 Democratic and Republican National Conventions. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 10 A.M., Sat. 4:10 P.M.

• Pontypool '08. Stephen McHattie. A disc jockey barricades himself in a basement radio station and tries to spread the word about a virus, spread through language, that turns people into zombies. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 11:50 A.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Pork Chop Hill '59. Gregory Peck. A lieutenant is ordered to take an inconsequential hill during the Korean War truce talks. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Portal '09. Chris Kelly. A time portal traps a group of travelers. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Poseidon Adventure '72. Gene Hackman. A clergyman leads survivors of a capsized luxury liner through the ship's innards to its highest point. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Preacher's Kid '09. LeToya Luckett. A smooth-talking singer convinces a young woman to leave the security of her family, friends and church to join a traveling gospel show. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Predator 2 '90. Danny Glover. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 9:30 P.M., Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Pretty in Pink '86. Molly Ringwald. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Thu. midnight, Fri. 9 P.M.

• Pretty Woman '90. Richard Gere. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (R) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding '06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time '10. Jake Gyllenhaal. A prince and princess confront dark forces as they attempt to safeguard an ancient dagger that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 12:45 A.M., Mon. 9 A.M., 5:10 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Princess and the Frog '09. Voices of Anika Noni Rose. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. (G) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 8 A.M., 7:20 P.M., 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Private Lives of Pippa Lee '09. Robin Wright Penn. A middle-aged woman inches toward a nervous breakdown as she tries to come to grips with her troubled past. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 8:45 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Problem Child '90. John Ritter. An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who's totally out of control. (PG) (1:25) ENC: Mon. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Proposal '09. Sandra Bullock. Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she's tormented for years. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 9:40 A.M., 4:15 P.M., 11:20 P.M., Sat. 8:30 A.M., 6:10 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Psycho '98. Vince Vaughn. A woman steals cash at work, hits the road and stays at a desolate motel run by mad, mother-fixated Norman Bates. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Punisher '04. Thomas Jane. An FBI agent becomes a gun-toting vigilante after a crooked businessman orders hit men to murder his family. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M., Tue. 6:30 P.M.

• Punisher: War Zone '08. Ray Stevenson. After an encounter with the Punisher leaves him horribly disfigured, mob boss Billy Russoti changes his name to Jigsaw and sets out for revenge. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 11:15 P.M.

• Push '09. Chris Evans. A 13-year-old clairvoyant and the son of a murdered assassin join forces against a covert government agency that dabbles in psychic drugs and warfare. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Pygmalion '38. Leslie Howard. Professor Henry Higgins bets he can teach a cockney flower girl how to speak and act like a duchess. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Quarter Life Crisis '06. Lisa Ray. Dumped by his girlfriend, a man finds adventure on the singles scene with four of his friends. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 11:05 A.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Queen '06. Helen Mirren. Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Tony Blair try to reach a compromise in determining the royal family's public reaction to Princess Diana's death. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Queen Christina '33. Greta Garbo. The 17th-century Swedish queen falls in love with the Spanish ambassador while posing as a boy. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Race '07. Voices of James Hereth. Animated. In the future, drivers compete in interplanetary car races that determine the fate of the universe. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Race to Witch Mountain '09. Dwayne Johnson. A Las Vegas taxi driver unexpectedly becomes the guardian of two runaways who possess paranormal powers. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 12:45 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Raiders of the Lost Ark '81. Harrison Ford. Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact. (PG) (2:30) USA: Sun. 7:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Raising Helen '04. Kate Hudson. A career woman must alter her lifestyle after becoming the guardian of her late sister's three children. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Random Hearts '99. Harrison Ford. A cop and a politician seek the truth about their spouses, killed together in a plane crash on the way to the same address. (R) (2:00) WE: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Rat Race '01. Rowan Atkinson. A hotel owner devises a contest where six Las Vegas gamblers frantically search for a bag containing $2 million. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Fri. 3:10 A.M., Sat. 9:10 A.M. (CC)

• Red Headed Woman '32. Jean Harlow. A vicious and seductive woman falls in love with her well-to-do and married boss. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Relative Strangers '06. Ron Livingston. An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Repo Man '84. Emilio Estevez. Punker Otto tries to repossess a Chevy Malibu with something alien and atomic in the trunk. (R) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2:15 A.M.

• Resident Evil '02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Riffraff '35. Spencer Tracy. A gruff fisherman is forced to work alongside an equally tough young lady in a tuna factory. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:45 P.M.

• The Ring '02. Naomi Watts. A journalist investigates the mystery behind a bizarre videotape that brings death after seven days to all who view it. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Rio Bravo '59. John Wayne. A Texas sheriff and his deputies try to hold a cattle baron's brother in jail. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ripple Effect '07. Philippe Caland. A lecturer receives a visit from the hit-and-run driver that caused him to be in a wheelchair. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 5:30 A.M., Wed. 1:30 P.M., 5:15 A.M.

• The Road '09. Viggo Mortensen. A father and his son try to keep the dream of civilization alive as they wander through a post-apocalyptic landscape. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 9 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• Road Trip: Beer Pong '09. Preston Jones. Three college roommates join a group of sexy girls to compete in the National Beer Pong Tournament. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Robin Hood '10. Russell Crowe. In 13th-century England, a skilled archer and his men confront a despot in a local village and set out to prevent their homeland from erupting in civil war. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Tue. noon, 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Rock Star '01. Mark Wahlberg. A heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits. (R) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 2 P.M.

• The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone '61. Vivien Leigh. An ex-actress widow falls in love with a young gigolo in Rome. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2:15 P.M.

• Rome Adventure '62. Troy Donahue. A college librarian learns about the joys and hardships of love during a vacation in Italy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 12:15 P.M.

• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion '97. Mira Sorvino. Two dizzy underachievers pose as successful career gals. (R) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Rookie '02. Dennis Quaid. A high-school baseball coach makes it to the Major Leagues as a middle-aged relief pitcher. (G) (3:15) CMT: Sun. 4:30 P.M.

• Rudo y Cursi '08. Gael Garc??a Bernal. An oily sports agent's promise to make one of them a soccer star leads to an intense rivalry between two Mexican stepbrothers. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Runaway Bride '99. Julia Roberts. A New York reporter travels to Maryland to profile a woman who left three bridegrooms at the altar. (PG) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Runaways '10. Kristen Stewart. Teens Joan Jett and Cherie Currie become the frontwomen for the now-legendary band that paved the way for future generations of female rockers. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• Safe in Hell '31. Dorothy Mackaill. A wayward New Orleans woman's sailor boyfriend takes her to an island of fugitive men. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M.

• The Sandlot '93. Tom Guiry. The best baseball player in the neighborhood helps a new kid with his clumsy ball-handling. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic '05. Sarah Silverman. The comic, writer and actress applies her controversial brand of humor to race, sex and more in her stage show. (NR) (1:10) SHO: Wed. 3:15 A.M.

• Scaramouche '52. Stewart Granger. An 18th-century Frenchman poses as a clown and meets a master swordsman in a duel of revenge. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Scarface '83. Al Pacino. A Cuban immigrant from Castro's jails cuts a violent path of destruction on his way to the top of Miami's drug trade. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., midnight, Mon. 8 P.M., midnight.

• Scary Movie 3 '03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 2 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 4 '06. Anna Faris. Dim-witted Cindy Campbell and her sex-crazed friend, Brenda, team up with cute-but-clueless Tom Ryan to save the world from a hostile alien invasion. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• School of Life '05. David Paymer. A new teacher and his crusty counterpart compete for an award. (PG) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 8 A.M., 4:15 P.M., Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The School of Rock '03. Jack Black. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Fri. 8 P.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Score '01. Robert De Niro. A master thief agrees to work with a volatile partner for one last heist before he retires. (R) (2:15) TMC: Fri. 2 P.M.

• The Sea Hawk '40. Errol Flynn. A British privateer raids Spanish ships with his queen's permission in 1585. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Searchers '56. John Wayne. A Confederate veteran and his part-Cherokee partner search five years for a kidnapped girl. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Secret Lives '94. Sharon Kane. A daytime television program takes an in-depth look at the secret desires of three women. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Seraphim Falls '06. Liam Neeson. In 1868 a determined hunter and four hired gunmen relentlessly pursue an injured man across Nevada. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Seven Percent Solution '76. Nicol Williamson. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson help Sigmund Freud rescue an abducted patient. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.

• 7 Things to Do Before I'm 30 '08. Amber Benson. One month shy of her 30th birthday, a down-and-out woman realizes she failed to accomplish a list of seven goals. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Seven Year Itch '55. Marilyn Monroe. The blonde upstairs gives a man ideas, especially with his wife gone for the summer. (NR) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Sexy Movie '02. Kelly Couch. A fledgling filmmaker and his friend decide to make porn films as a way to make ends meet. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Shadow Man '06. Steven Seagal. A former CIA operative uncovers a deadly plot while trying to save his kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Shallow Hal '01. Gwyneth Paltrow. A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• She-Devil '89. Meryl Streep. An accountant's frumpy wife hexes him and his fancy mistress. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• She Married Her Boss '35. Claudette Colbert. A boss marries his secretary to keep her in the firm and suddenly realizes he is in love with her. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 4:30 P.M.

• She's Got Everything '38. Gene Raymond. A destitute socialite considers marriage as a way out of her financial problems. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 1:30 A.M.

• She's Out of My League '10. Jay Baruchel. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, successful woman falls in love with him. (R) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 9 P.M., Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Shopworn '32. Barbara Stanwyck. Defying social barriers, a young waitress strives for the love of a doctor and the respect of his mother. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Sidewalks of New York '01. Edward Burns. A television producer, a teacher, a musician, a waitress, a dentist and a real estate agent deal with rocky romances. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 10 A.M., 6 P.M.

• A Simple Wish '97. Martin Short. A bumbling fairy godfather tries to grant a girl's wish that her cabby father land a Broadway role. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Simpsons Movie '07. Voices of Dan Castellaneta. Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• A Single Man '09. Colin Firth. Planning to commit suicide at the end of the day, a gay professor who recently lost his lover goes about his daily routine and visits with longtime friends. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 1:15 P.M., Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• The 6th Day '00. Arnold Schwarzenegger. When a man discovers he has been illegally cloned, he must outrun assassins trying to protect their secret experiment. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.

• The Sixth Sense '99. Bruce Willis. A child psychologist tries to help a boy traumatized by visitations from troubled spirits. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. noon, 7:10 P.M. (CC)

• Skinwalkers '07. Jason Behr. As a half-lycanthrope boy approaches his 13th birthday, two factions of werewolves prepare for battle; one group believes the boy will lead the race into the future, but the other wants to kill him. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. noon (CC)

• Sleeping With the Enemy '91. Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Sling Blade '96. Billy Bob Thornton. A mentally impaired man with a violent past leaves the institution in which he has lived for many years and befriends a woman with a young son and an abusive boyfriend. (R) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 5:45 P.M., Fri. 6:45 P.M.

• Smart Woman '31. Mary Astor. A neglected wife cooks up a scheme to make her philandering husband jealous. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 8 A.M.

• Smokey and the Bandit '77. Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Smokey and the Bandit II '80. Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker and his girlfriend hauling a pregnant elephant to Dallas. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs '37. Voices of Adriana Caselotti. Animated. A wicked queen casts a spell upon a beautiful young girl in this Disney adaptation of the classic fairy tale. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Soldier's Fortune '91. Gil Gerard. An international mercenary leads a mission to rescue his daughter held hostage in Los Angeles. (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Soloist '09. Jamie Foxx. A reporter befriends a mentally ill and homeless man, once a student at Juilliard but now playing music on the streets of Los Angeles. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Something's Gotta Give '03. Jack Nicholson. A music executive falls for the mother of his young girlfriend after having a heart attack in her home. (PG-13) (3:00) E!: Sun. 4 P.M.

• Son-in-Law '93. Pauly Shore. A college freshman comes home to her family's South Dakota farm, with her goofy California boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Sat. 6:30 P.M.

• Songcatcher '01. Janet McTeer. A teacher joins her sister at a school in the mountains, discovers the music of the local people, and sets out to record it. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Sorority Boys '02. Barry Watson. Accused of stealing by other fraternity members, three chauvinists pose as women while trying to find the real culprits. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• Sorority Row '09. Briana Evigan. The body count rises as a group of sorority sisters begin receiving messages from a friend whose death they covered up a year earlier. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Spanglish '04. Adam Sandler. A single mother becomes a housekeeper for a laid-back chef and his neurotic wife. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Specialist '94. Sylvester Stallone. Helping a woman avenge her parents' death leaves an ex-CIA explosives ace open to an old foe in Miami. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 12:30 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Speed Racer '08. Emile Hirsch. Defying a corrupt business mogul, Speed enters the same arduous cross-country race that caused his brother's death. (PG) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Spinning Into Butter '07. Sarah Jessica Parker. A dean deals with a racial incident at a Vermont college. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 2:40 P.M.

• The Spirit '08. Gabriel Macht. A ghostlike crime fighter faces a villain known as the Octopus, whose aim is to destroy Central City while searching for the secret to immortality. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Thu. 10 P.M.

• Spy Game '01. Robert Redford. A CIA agent tries to rescue his one-time protege who awaits execution in a Chinese prison. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 4 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams '02. Antonio Banderas. A young sister and brother encounter mutants and a wild scientist while searching for a device that could destroy Earth. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Spy With My Face '66. Robert Vaughn. To discover the key to a new superweapon, an enemy spy agency creates a double for U.N.C.L.E. agent Napoleon Solo. (NR) (2:05) ENC: Thu. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• SS Doomtrooper '06. Corin Nemic. During World War II, U.S. forces battle soldiers engineered by the Nazis to create the ultimate evil army. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M.

• Standing Still '05. James Van Der Beek. A chain reaction of confrontations and romantic encounters occurs when college friends reunite for one's wedding. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 3:05 P.M. (CC)

• Star Runners '09. Connor Trinneer. An outer-space smuggler, his sidekick and a mysterious woman crash-land on a planet crawling with giant insects. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan '82. William Shatner. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise crew battle an old foe who blames Kirk for the death of his wife. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 6:30 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M.

• Star Trek III: The Search for Spock '84. William Shatner. Kirk and the crew steal the old Enterprise and head for Vulcan to reunite the mind and body of Mr. Spock. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 11:30 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M.

• Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home '86. William Shatner. The Enterprise crew travels to 20th-century San Francisco. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country '91. William Shatner. Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the Enterprise encounter sabotage on the way to the Klingon-Federation peace talks. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• Star Trek: First Contact '96. Patrick Stewart. Picard, Riker and the others set off to stop the half-robot Borg from sabotaging a historic rocket flight in 2063. (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 4 P.M.

• Star Trek Generations '94. Patrick Stewart. Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard team up to thwart mad Dr. Soran's quest for the Nexus of joy. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M.

• Star Wars IV: A New Hope '77. Mark Hamill. Robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 6 P.M., 9 P.M.

• Starship Troopers '97. Casper Van Dien. Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. (R) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 4 P.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Starsky & Hutch '04. Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Start Cheering '38. Jimmy Durante. After retiring from movies to get an education, a man discovers his ex-staff is trying to have him expelled. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. noon.

• State Property 2 '05. Beanie Sigel. Three gangsters wage war for control of the Philadelphia drug trade. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 A.M.

• Steel Magnolias '89. Sally Field. Based on the play about six Southern women who become close friends despite their eccentricities and complicated lives. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Stella Dallas '37. Barbara Stanwyck. A working-class woman lets her daughter go to her rich father, for the girl's own good. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Stepfather '09. Dylan Walsh. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that his mother's new lover is concealing an evil side. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 7:40 A.M., 4:25 P.M., 12:45 A.M., Fri. 9:35 A.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• Stepfather II '89. Terry O'Quinn. An asylum-escaped killer poses as a family therapist and seduces his next-door neighbor. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 4:15 A.M.

• Steppin: The Movie '09. Darius McCrary. College students prepare for a step-dance competition that features a money prize. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Wed. 9 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M.

• Still Bill '09. Rare live performances highlight a portrait of musician Bill Withers. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Sting '73. Paul Newman. To avenge a murder, two con men bilk a mobster with their betting-room scam in 1930s Chicago. (PG) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 9:20 A.M. (CC)

• Stoned '05. Leo Gregory. The manager of the Rolling Stones hires Frank Thorogood to keep an eye on former band member Brian Jones, but weeks later and under mysterious circumstances, Jones drowns in a swimming pool. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Stranger Wore a Gun '53. Randolph Scott. An ex-Confederate spy saves a stagecoach line from two gold-theft gangs. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 3:30 P.M.

• Stripes '81. Bill Murray. A lazy New York cabby quits his job and convinces his bored buddy they should join the Army. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. noon, 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Sukiyaki Western Django '07. Hideaki Ito. Their clans at war over hidden gold, the leaders of each try to lure over a mysterious gunman. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 3:05 A.M.

• The Sum of All Fears '02. Ben Affleck. Jack Ryan and the CIA director try to stop terrorists who are planning a nuclear attack. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Sat. 11:25 A.M.

• Summer Rental '85. John Candy. A stressed air-traffic controller takes his family to Florida and makes a fool of himself. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Summertime '55. Katharine Hepburn. A married art dealer sweeps an Ohio secretary off her feet in Venice. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 6:15 P.M.

• The Sunshine Boys '75. Walter Matthau. After a long separation, two former vaudeville partners reunite to renew their friendship and their feud. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Sunshine Cleaning '08. Amy Adams. Hoping to create a better life for herself and her son, a cleaning woman starts a crime-scene-cleanup business with her unreliable sister. (R) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 9:25 A.M. (CC)

• Surveillance '08. Julia Ormond. FBI agents interrogate witnesses who survive the bloody rampage of two serial killers. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Suzy '36. Jean Harlow. Thinking a German spy has killed her new husband, a chorus girl flees to Paris and marries a pilot. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Sweet Home Alabama '02. Reese Witherspoon. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 4:30 A.M., Tue. 2:35 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 5:20 P.M., 4:20 A.M., Sat. 11:40 A.M. (CC)

• Sweetheart of the Campus '41. Ruby Keeler. A bandleader, a dancer and a band enroll in college and put on a show in the gym. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 1:30 P.M.

• Swordfish '01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Tue. 9 P.M.

• Symphony of Six Million '32. Ricardo Cortez. After his father dies on the operating table, a young Jewish physician dedicates his life to the inhabitants of a slum. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 10:30 A.M.

• Taking Chances '09. Justin Long. A history buff tries to prevent his town's mayor from building a casino on the site of a Revolutionary War battle. (R) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Taking of Pelham 123 '09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 7:10 P.M. (CC)

• Talk to Me '07. Don Cheadle. Fueled by the music and social upheaval of the times, ex-convict Ralph "Petey" Greene becomes a radio personality and courts controversy in 1960s Washington, D.C. (R) (1:30) BET: Sat. 1:30 A.M.

• A Taste of Honey '61. Dora Bryan. A working-class British teen becomes pregnant by a sailor and moves in with a gay man. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 10:15 P.M.

• Taxi Driver '76. Robert De Niro. A disturbed New York cabby befriends a teenage hooker and frees her from her pimp. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• Tell Tale '09. Josh Lucas. The recipient of a heart transplant embarks on a frantic journey to find his donor's murderer. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 10:35 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Ten Cents a Dance '31. Barbara Stanwyck. After marrying a man who becomes a thief, a taxi dancer runs off to Europe to get a divorce and marry another man. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 6:15 A.M.

• 10,000 B.C. '08. Steven Strait. A young mammoth-hunter leads a small band of tribesmen on a journey to the ends of the Earth on a mission to save his beloved from her warlord kidnappers. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Ten Thousand Bedrooms '57. Dean Martin. While in Italy to buy a hotel, a rich American arranges marriages for three sisters so that he can marry the fourth. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4:15 P.M.

• Tender Mercies '83. Robert Duvall. A divorced country singer stops drinking and starts over with a loving widow. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Tenure '09. Luke Wilson. A college professor takes action when a new colleague threatens his chance for tenure. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Texas '41. William Holden. A Confederate veteran refuses to let his former friend, now a wanted outlaw, rustle the cattle entrusted to his care. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9 A.M.

• Texas Rangers '01. James Van Der Beek. Young men band together to stop a ruthless bandit from engineering raids on cattle ranchers. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 11 A.M., Wed. 7:05 A.M., Sat. 8 A.M.

• That Evening Sun '09. Hal Holbrook. Tensions escalate when an aging Tennessee farmer returns to his homestead and finds that his son has leased the property to an old enemy. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Sun. 9:30 A.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Thing '82. Kurt Russell. Antarctic outpost men fight a slimy alien able to assume the form of life it engulfs. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Thirst '06. Clare Kramer. A woman who has a terminal illness discovers that she can survive, so long as she dies first. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• This Could Be the Night '57. Jean Simmons. A schoolteacher gets a part-time job in a nightclub and has difficulty overcoming the hostility of the junior partner. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Thomas Crown Affair '99. Pierce Brosnan. A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M.

• Thor: Hammer of the Gods '09. Zachery Ty Bryan. A disgruntled viking battles various creatures when he goes to war with the gods. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. noon (CC)

• Three Days of Rain '02. Don Meredith. A struggling artisan, a railroad worker, a drug-addled woman and other residents of Cleveland grapple with life's problems. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Three Musketeers '48. Lana Turner. Swordsmen Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan foil a plot against the king by Lady de Winter and Richelieu. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• 3000 Miles to Graceland '01. Kurt Russell. Two ex-cons and their partners in crime plan a Las Vegas casino heist during the week of an Elvis convention. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Three Wise Girls '32. Jean Harlow. Three small-town women come to New York City seeking romance and financial success. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 9:30 P.M.

• Thunderbolt and Lightfoot '74. Clint Eastwood. A young drifter joins a Montana preacher in a repeat of another robbery. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Thurgood '11. Laurence Fishburne. Thurgood Marshall becomes an associate justice for the Supreme Court and fights for civil rights. (1:50) HBO: Wed. midnight (CC)

• 'Til Lies Do Us Part '07. Thomas Calabro. A restaurant critic hires a private investigator after suspecting her husband of infidelity. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Time Traveler's Wife '09. Rachel McAdams. The unusual genetic makeup of a librarian causes him to travel back and forth through time, so that he and his beloved are always out of sync. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Titanic '97. Leonardo DiCaprio. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship's maiden voyage. (PG-13) (4:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 6:30 P.M.

• To Love, Honor and Betray '99. James Brolin. A daughter believes her mother was murdered by her father and testifies against him in court. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Tomb '09. Wes Bentley. An engaged writer falls under the spell of a mysterious temptress who steals souls. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:10 A.M.

• Tooth Fairy '10. Dwayne Johnson. As penance for dashing a child's hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8:15 P.M., Mon. 8:15 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Tooth Fairy '10. Dwayne Johnson. As penance for dashing a child's hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 10 P.M.

• Total Recall '90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Recurring nightmares of the planet Mars lead a confused earthling into the center of an intergalactic conspiracy. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 6:30 P.M.

• The Tournament '09. Robert Carlyle. Top assassins gather for a competition where the last one alive wins a cash prize. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Traffic '00. Michael Douglas. While a judge's anti-drug campaign leads him to his own daughter, a DEA agent targets a trafficker's wife, and a policeman fights corruption. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. noon (CC)

• Training Day '01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 5:30 P.M., Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Transamerica '05. Felicity Huffman. A preoperative transsexual and his troubled son drive from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Transsiberian '08. Woody Harrelson. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer's trail. (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 6:30 P.M.

• The Trotsky '09. Jay Baruchel. A Montreal teenager believes that he is the reincarnation of Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 9 A.M., 4:25 A.M.

• Troy '04. Brad Pitt. The fierce warrior Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War, ignited when Paris abducts Helen of Troy. (R) (3:30) A&E: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Truth '09. John Heard. A couple with dark secrets are taken hostage inside their home by an intruder they may both know. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Tuck Everlasting '02. Alexis Bledel. While walking in the woods, a teenager meets a family who can stay young forever. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• Turner & Hooch '89. Tom Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detective link California beach-town foul play to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 6:30 A.M., Thu. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• 12 '07. Sergei Makovetsky. Twelve jurors from a fragmented Russian society must decide the fate of a Chechen teenager on trial for killing his stepfather. (PG-13) (2:50) STZ: Thu. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Twelve Monkeys '95. Bruce Willis. A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust. (R) (2:05) MAX: Tue. 6:10 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• 12 Rounds '09. John Cena. A cop must navigate through an elaborate series of traps and puzzles to save his kidnapped fiancee from a vengeful criminal. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 11:15 A.M., Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• 27 Dresses '08. Katherine Heigl. A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Thu. 5:30 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

• 2 Fast 2 Furious '03. Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 5:10 A.M., Fri. 3:15 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)

• Two Weeks in Another Town '62. Kirk Douglas. An actor and a director, both washed-up in Hollywood, try to make a comeback in Rome. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Two Weeks Notice '02. Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer, who is quitting after five years of service. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 9 P.M.

• The Ugly Truth '09. Katherine Heigl. A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged producer through a series of outrageous tests to prove his theories about relationships. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 12:50 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• Under New Management '09. Kal Penn. Two co-workers turn their office into a partying hot spot after they send their boss on a sex cruise. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Underdog '07. Voices of Jason Lee. A canine superhero must save the day when an evil scientist and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City. (PG) (1:45) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Underworld '03. Kate Beckinsale. A female vampire tries to protect a medical student from werewolves intent on creating a hybrid species. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Underworld: Evolution '06. Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 4:30 P.M., Mon. 6 P.M.

• Underworld: Rise of the Lycans '09. Michael Sheen. Lucian and Sonja, his vampire lover, rally the Lycans against their cruel enslavement at the hands of Viktor, the vampire king. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 6:30 P.M.

• Undisputed '02. Wesley Snipes. A gangster arranges a boxing match between the heavyweight champion, jailed for rape, and the prison's best fighter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 1 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Unforgiven '92. Clint Eastwood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 3 P.M.

• The Uninvited '44. Ray Milland. A British brother and sister move to a coastal mansion haunted by two ghosts. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. midnight (CC)

• Unlawful Entry '92. Kurt Russell. A creepy policeman gets close to a Los Angeles couple in order to drive them apart. (R) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 10:20 P.M. (CC)

• Valley of the Giants '38. Wayne Morris. A lumberman fights a thief to preserve his beloved redwood trees and finds love and victory. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Wagon Master '50. Ben Johnson. A horse trader and his partner are hired to guide a Mormon elder's wagon train. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)

• Waiting... '05. Ryan Reynolds. A womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend and his housemate ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M., 2:36 A.M. (CC)

• Wake '10. Bijou Phillips. At a funeral, an emotionally isolated woman finally makes a connection with someone. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 1:10 P.M. (CC)

• A Walk in the Sun '46. Dana Andrews. Weary GIs hit the beach at Salerno and advance on a farmhouse full of Nazis. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10:30 P.M.

• Walled In '09. Mischa Barton. An engineer investigates a building where people were entombed alive. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 1:05 P.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• War Games: The Dead Code '08. Matt Lanter. Government officials track a computer whiz after the teen plays a terrorist-attack simulator game. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Watchmen '09. Billy Crudup. After his former colleague is murdered, a masked vigilante uncovers a plot to discredit and destroy the world's superheroes. (R) (2:45) HBO: Thu. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Way of War '08. Cuba Gooding Jr. An agent goes on a rampage after uncovering a conspiracy. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M.

• Wayne's World '92. Mike Myers. Metal-head friends Wayne and Garth sell their basement cable-access TV show to a city slicker. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Wayne's World 2 '93. Mike Myers. The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne and Garth organize a rock concert called Waynestock. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• We Live Again '34. Fredric March. Based on Leo Tolstoy's novel. A Russian prince defies the traditions of nobility by his affair with a peasant girl. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 11:45 P.M.

• We Own the Night '07. Joaquin Phoenix. As the NYPD wages war on drugs, a nightclub manager whose brother is a cop tries to remain neutral. (R) (2:30) FX: Mon. 11:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.

• Wedding Crashers '05. Owen Wilson. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. (NR) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 9 P.M.

• The Weight of Water '00. Catherine McCormack. While investigating a century-old double homicide, a photojournalist becomes alienated from her husband. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• What a Way to Go! '64. Shirley MacLaine. An eccentric widow tells her analyst about her many husbands, who died and left her rich. (NR) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 4:35 A.M. (CC)

• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? '62. Bette Davis. A Hollywood child-star has-been torments her famous sister, now in a wheelchair. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 9:30 P.M.

• What Every Woman Knows '34. Helen Hayes. Upon his arrival in Parliament, an egotistical lawyer learns that his female assistant has helped his rise to success. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 3 P.M.

• What Just Happened? '08. Robert De Niro. A movie producer tries to engineer a reconciliation with his ex-wife while dealing with a number of problems surrounding his latest projects. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• What Women Want '00. Mel Gibson. A freak accident gives a Chicago advertising executive the ability to read women's minds. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Where the Boys Are '60. Dolores Hart. College coeds hit the beach with sporting Ivy Leaguers on spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Where the Heart Is '00. Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a pregnant teenager leaves her broke and abandoned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Fri. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Whip It '09. Ellen Page. Stifled in her mother's world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Whiteout '09. Kate Beckinsale. The only U.S. Marshal assigned to Antarctica has just three days to solve the continent's first murder before six months of darkness strand her with the killer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia '09. Filmmaker Julien Nitzberg documents a year in the life of a West Virginia family. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Wild Bill '95. Jeff Bridges. The legendary gunfighter resumes romance with Calamity Jane, faces an upstart and copes with his past in late-1800s Dakota Territory. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Wildcats '86. Goldie Hawn. A famous coach's daughter coaches boys football at a city high school patrolled by dogs. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory '71. Gene Wilder. A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 3:30 P.M.

• Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie '09. Selena Gomez. A young wizard conjures a spell that puts her family in jeopardy. (1:45) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., 2:25 A.M.

• The Woodsman '04. Kevin Bacon. A convicted sex offender struggles to overcome his attraction to children and live a normal life. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 3:40 A.M.

• WUSA '70. Paul Newman. A drifter goes to work at a New Orleans radio station owned by a spreader of hate propaganda. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 6:45 A.M., Thu. 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Yonkers Joe '08. Chazz Palminteri. A con man's family gets in the way of a scheme. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• You Wish! '03. A.J. Trauth. An exasperated teen makes a wish that he didn't have a younger brother, and awakens to find that it has come true. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Young Victoria '09. Emily Blunt. While still a teenager, Victoria meets Prince Albert, the man who will become the love of her life, and inherits the throne of England. (PG) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• Youth in Revolt '09. Michael Cera. A pretentious teenager invents a French alter ego in the hope of finding his way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty neighbor. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 6:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Wed. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Zack and Miri Make a Porno '08. Seth Rogen. Two lifelong friends decide to make an adult film to solve their cash problems. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 3:05 A.M.

• Zane's Sex Chronicles 2 '09. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (NR) (1:15) MAX: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Zenon: Z3 '04. Kirsten Storms. As Zenon prepares for an important contest, an activist seeks her help in a quest to prevent the moon's colonization. (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Zombieland '09. Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 1:20 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:05 A.M. (CC)

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